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{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump 5 times as high as it is tall.","length":45}
{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}
{"fact":"While it is commonly thought that the ancient Egyptians were the first to domesticate cats, the oldest known pet cat was recently found in a 9,500-year-old grave on the Mediterranean island of Cyprus. This grave predates early Egyptian art depicting cats by 4,000 years or more.","length":278}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Jazz Messengers","displaytitle":"The Jazz Messengers","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1684482","titles":{"canonical":"The_Jazz_Messengers","normalized":"The Jazz Messengers","display":"The Jazz Messengers"},"pageid":43686772,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/12-17-1960_17717_Art_Blakey_%286331548858%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-12-17-1960_17717_Art_Blakey_%286331548858%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":208},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/12-17-1960_17717_Art_Blakey_%286331548858%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":1046,"height":680},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285454817","tid":"aa54e10c-18a0-11f0-8fd5-b523dac9f284","timestamp":"2025-04-13T19:51:18Z","description":"American jazz band","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jazz_Messengers","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jazz_Messengers?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jazz_Messengers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Jazz_Messengers"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jazz_Messengers","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Jazz_Messengers","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jazz_Messengers?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Jazz_Messengers"}},"extract":"The Jazz Messengers were a jazz combo that existed for over thirty-five years beginning in the early 1950s as a collective, and ending when long-time leader and founding drummer Art Blakey died in 1990. Blakey led or co-led the group from the outset. \"Art Blakey\" and \"Jazz Messengers\" became synonymous over the years, though Blakey did lead non-Messenger recording sessions and played as a sideman for other groups throughout his career.\"Yes sir, I'm gonna to stay with the youngsters. When these get too old, I'm gonna get some younger ones. Keeps the mind active.\"","extract_html":"
The Jazz Messengers were a jazz combo that existed for over thirty-five years beginning in the early 1950s as a collective, and ending when long-time leader and founding drummer Art Blakey died in 1990. Blakey led or co-led the group from the outset. \"Art Blakey\" and \"Jazz Messengers\" became synonymous over the years, though Blakey did lead non-Messenger recording sessions and played as a sideman for other groups throughout his career.
"}\"Yes sir, I'm gonna to stay with the youngsters. When these get too old, I'm gonna get some younger ones. Keeps the mind active.\"