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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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